"It’s all about being impulsive and spontaneous," he says.
"She’ll appreciate your direct attitude, the way you like to take a chance, the way you take control of the situation."He’s alone in his weekend place on a stormy Friday night when the front doorbell goes. She’s Googled long and hard, located his second home, got a train up from London and is now demanding to come in Buoyed by my newly attributed skill set, I take to internet dating with gusto. Two lunches, two early evening drinks, two dinners. I travel to West Sussex to see a willowy, super hot Brazilian, health food nut who looks just like the foxy Colombian chanteuse Shakira. Last time, I heard, Audrey had landed herself a new job.
Since 2005 Johnny has gained vast amounts of credible knowledge and experience in the self development field. Just as you have a driving instructor, Johnny is your vehicle to success with women.
She hadn’t even consummated her union with post-wedding fornication. All that time without corporeal action - how did that happen? ) is parked around the corner, in a quiet cul-de-sac.
It’s almost 11pm so he gives in, saying she’ll have to go home first thing in the morning. "F*** me," she says, storm clattering away outside. Three months after I’ve broken up with it, my dating service still pines for me, sending me tempting missives, photos, biogs messages, pokes and flirts.
He puts her to bed in the spare room and sleeps fitfully, only to be woken by the clunk-drag of her gait up his old wooden stair case at 3am. Pretty much every day now, someone out there decides to "like" me.
Johnny Cassell is the leading human behaviourist and dating coach for men.
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